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"invitacion to my club titeuf" -- WHAT?

I'm honestly not sure if this one belongs in 'fantards' or here. But, I was wondering if anyone else recieved this gem.

hello, I have seen your drawings and would be an big honor in join to my groups msn and you draw drawings and comic erotic or normal of a called series "titeuf" the first Link are the drawings erotic and or no erotic done by other artists and where you can put your drawings erotic or normal of titeuf: (link removed) sends answer, so long.

references titeuf: (link removed)

hola, he vistos tus dibujos y sería un gran honor en unirte a mis grupos msn y dibujes dibujos y comic eroticos o normales de una serie llamado "titeuf" el primer link estan los dibujos eroticos y o no eroticos hechos por otros artistas y donde puedes poner tus dibujos eroticos o normales de titeuf: (link removed) envía respuesta, hasta luego.

p.d. busco a gentes que pueda hacer su propia versiones de mi ideado femina dragona humanoide como novia nueva de titeuf, estos son los datos de ella para que puedan tener una idea de como tiene que ser ella.

1: de color rojo y por la parte frontal del torzo de color blanco.

2: tamaño de entre 1.50 a 1.80 de estatura

3: con grandes pechos como para tapar totalmente el pene de titeuf cuando hagan titfuck, una medida de 120 para arriba.

4: con una cola elastica como elastigirl para manipular o agarrar cosas o gentes.

5: con un pelo color marron y con una coleta muy largo y al estilo jasmine de aladdin

6: que sea muy protectora con su querido titeuf que tanto ama usando garras retractil y fuego por la boca para defenderle.

7: en la ropa te dejo elegir, con un top marron claro muy corto con un gran escote a la altura de los pezones y una falda muy corta o con el mismo estilo de vestir que la mujer de tarzan con piel de tigre o leopardo.

8: que tenga 2 cuernos largos y curvado un poco hacia atras(obiamente para una dragona).

9: que tenga algunos accesorios decorativo por ejemplo un brazalete ubicado entre el hombro y el codo, una pulsera con su nombre una diadema y un tatuaje en la nalga de un corazon con el nombre de ella y titeuf.

10: que no tenga problemas para hacer sexo oral, para eso que tenga una cara humana de alguna femina de la serie.

11: que tenga una personalidad de cazatesoros(igual que rouge) y adicta al sexo.

12: que tenga alas para poder volar con titeuf a bordo de ella.

13: el color de ojos azul.

14: y que tenga de nombre SAFE

1. red scales with a white front (yoshi type)

2. between 5'8" and 5'10" in height

3.big tits (big enuff for a great tittyfuck)

4.a long tail elastic that can bend to grab and manipulate things

5. jasmine (aladdin) style brown hair (if u have doubts ill cleal things up for you)

6. she must have claws and fire breath, mostly used to protect titeuf

7. the artist can chose the style of clothing..a brown short top and a mini skirt, much like the girl from tarzan..tiger or lepard skin

8. she has 2 long horns (obviuosly)

9. some accessories, like an arm ring around her upper arm, a bracelet, and a heart shaped tattoo on her butt with her name and titeufs

10. she must not have any problems with oral sex! so give her a face trademark of the titeuf series ill send u pix for reference

11. she's a treasurehunter and addicted to sex

12. wings so she can fly and titeuf on top of her (dragon tails style)

13.blue eyes

14. her name's Safe

Edit: After a (now deleted) comment, I guess what I thought was clear -- isn't. I am not requesting anything. I recieved this retarded e-mail, and was wondering if anyone else got pestered with it. And I wanted to offer a good LOL.

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( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
Sep. 25th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
WTF?! Um...none of that was in any way coherent to me. O_o Good luck with that!
Sep. 25th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
"(if u have doubts ill cleal things up for you)"

Sep. 25th, 2005 09:41 pm (UTC)
No habla espanol O.o
Sep. 25th, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
Dude! More like No hablo fucktardol! @:)
Oct. 8th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
Sep. 25th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC)

my brain hurts. D:
Sep. 26th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC)
umm..wtf o.o
Sep. 26th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
Yea, I got spammed with that too. Like I've got the desire to give goof balls fan art for free.
Sep. 26th, 2005 02:08 am (UTC)
I'm actually rather relieved that I'm not the only one!
Sep. 26th, 2005 02:03 am (UTC)
Winners abound. you're gonna run out of cookies soon ^_~
Sep. 26th, 2005 02:07 am (UTC)
Aura, I love you, but WHAT? XD
Sep. 26th, 2005 03:37 pm (UTC)
See, now I'm kinda curious.. with what description there is, this 'titeuf' critter sounds like it might be the female thing's offspring. But.. I dunno.

What in all hells IS a 'titeuf'??
Oct. 17th, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
I get that too.
I got notes like that too, it all came from a certain 'cartman6x6'on DA. I reported him several times but action is only taken against him once.
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